Bilder und Geschichten von Christina Discher

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away . . . .

“GET BACK HERE, YOU STUPID MALFUNCTION!!!”

It was an at least half-normal morning on the planet Cybertron, until some CERTAIN bot had to mess up by pranking Megatron (No one did that and lived for long). Bumble Bee was running for his life,  in direction of the living-room. Behind him, there was a completely freaked out Megatron, covered in pink paint from head to chest. While they’re busy let’s see what’s going on in the living-room. Prowl and Jazz were sitting on the couch watching a film about nature.

Prowl : Wow, it’s almost afternoon and no one has screamed or yelled because of Bumble Bee. I’m impressed.

Megatron’s voice : GET YOUR SORRY AFT OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!

Jazz : You were sayin’ ? -_-

Prowl : It was just too great to be true, wasn’t it?

Bumble Bee bursted into the room and hid behind the couch.

Bumble bee : HE’S GOING TO KILL ME!!! DX

Prowl : This is why you shouldn’t prank Megatron that early. -_-

Jazz : Yeah, man. You shoulda apoligize or . . . . . . .

Megatron bursts in with a loading fusion canon.

Prowl : OR we could run for our slaggin’ lifes. O-O

Jazz : Absolutly. O-o

So they both ran away.

Bumble bee : HEY!! WAIT FOR ME!!

Megatron : Not so fast, you little glitch-head!!

Bumble bee was being grabbed by his neck from behind.

Bumble Bee : I’M SORRY!! I’M SORRY!! I’M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Back with Prowl and Jazz . . . . . . .

Prowl : You think we lost ‘em?

Jazz : Hope so.

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prowl & Jazz : That can’t be good.

In the living-room . . . .

Ratchet : WHAT IN PRIMUS’ NAME WAS THAT EXPLOSION!!!??

Ratchet stomped into the living-room with an very annoied expression.

Bumble bee : *all burned down* Next time, hit me when I’m thinking about doing something stupid. *looses conciousness*

Megatron : Don’t prank me when I’m mad.

Ratchet : Alright, alright. Can SOMEbot please tell me what’s going on!!?

Megatron : He threw a waterbomb filled with pink paint at me!!!!

Ratchet : And that’s why you almost blew up the living-room? Primus, I think I’m surrounded by idiots.  -____-

Megatron : Hey!! You also try to kill him when he pranks you! DX

Ratchet : Yes, but I never blow up something unlike some CERTAIN decepticon.

Megatron : You wanna mess up!?!

Ratchet : No, I’m just saying you’re always overreacting.

Megatron : OK, THAT’S IT!!!!!* points a loaded fusion canon at Ratchet*

Omega : Don’t you dare, Megatron!

Omega Surpreme entered the room and pushed the fusion canon away from Ratchet.

Ratchet : Look who finally finished his beauty sleep. Good afternoon, Omega.

Omega :Hi, Ratchet. The explosion woke me up. Did I miss something?

Ratchet : Only that Megatron tried to kill Bumble bee and almost blew up the living-room.

Omega : I see. Have you seen Wreck-gar anywhere?

Ratchet : Nope, sorry. But maybe Natasha knows.

Omega : And where is she?

Ratchet : Probably with Wasp and Blurr in the kitchen. She wanted to settle that stupid fight over Bumble Bee.

Omega : Thank you, Ratchy. *runs off*^^

Megatron : Ok, I get it. You’re ignoring me until I calmed myself down, don’t you?

Ratchet : Yep.^w^

Megatron : Sometimes I wonder if you’re not a child as well. By the way, have you seen Starscream anywhere?

Ratchet : If you hadn’t had me. He’s in the garden, practicing with his wingblade.

Megatron : Thank you.*leaves*

Ratchet : Finally they’re gone. I thought we’d never stop talking. Why was I here anyway? Well, nevermind.*leaves*

TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .